Well anyone can wear stilettos

I've whinged about this fact to anney, me best friend, and she doesn't seem the least fazed by it. Well, maybe she's right. Maybe I'm making too much of this. But the fact is, me boyfriend's got a staring problem. And I'll tell you what he stares at. PERVES AT I should say. And that's women's feet. Stilettoed feet in particular. God, he can't help himself, the poor bastard. And he does it right in front of me. I mean, there's no attempt at disguise. No, that would be too much effort. It's just plain for anyone to see. I've discussed this with him, but there's been no change in his behaviour whatsoever. I mean, he does it without even thinking about my feelings. How'd he like it if I perved at some guy's arse, openly and honestly? But no, I've got dignity. I could try wearing stilettos for his viewing pleasure, but why I should I suffer bunions and corns for his sick perversity? God, if only I had some guy who doesn't perve. Is that too much to ask?