Take that

Bits of info here and there, that's what you muthas want isn't it? Gosh.

Well thanks to me, I've won first prize in me Administration course. That's right, I went to Tafe. The ceremony will be in a couple of weeks, and I can't wait to get what I deserve. A cheque and probably some kind of certificate I don't know. Still, the point is, I beat everyone else. And isn't that what really matters?

On other news, I was once accosted in the street on my way to work. Lui knows about this, I've told him just now. The guy asked for the time, and being the good law-abiding citizen that I am, I gave him it. The time that is. Anyway, so then he asks me if I knew if there were any dildo shops around here. Well, I was shocked and appalled, and rightly so. Still, I laughed it off, and walked on my merry way to work. He called out something to me, probably something like, "Fine, be a bitch" or something similar, but I'll never know, cos I was listening to me ipod at the time. Maybe he was turned on cos I was this hot asian chick that has probably used a few dildos in her time. Now he'll never know. Hmm, shame that.

Now for the third paragraph. This week has been pretty hard and fast at work. Yeah, that's right, hard and fast. Uhhh... Anyway, I managed to get everything done, as usual. I mean, that's just how good I am. No wonder I won first prize for me course. Huh, take that ya dissenters.

Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

After hearing by two people that I am somewhat like Napolean Dynamite, I watched it with my best friend and boyfriend on Friday. And I have to admit, yeah, I can be like that sometimes. Or, to put it another way, a lot. I don't know whether to feel flattered by it. But I do know that these phrases will be added to my vocabulary and used ad nauseum in any applicable situation. Gosh!

Nothing else happened this long weekend. My brother finally got me a web cam, after all these years, and the only person I could probably use it with is Anney. But here's a sweet photo that she did of me and lui. Now there's good grammar. (She actually did two, but I'm choosing here).

Note: There was a photo of the two of us here, but since I've been bombarded with some unmentionable comments, I've decided to take it down.

Naked Human Bodies. And I mean naked.

Huh, I'm glad I paid $20 to see the Amazing Human Body exhibition. At the Sydney Superdome. Yeah, that's right, I went there specifically to see dead bodies, stripped of their dignity. And it was worth it. The strange thing was, it felt a bit like an excursion, what with all that educational stuff. Still, there were penises and pussies to be gawked at, so it wasn't all bad. It was the first time I ever got tickets through Ticketek mind you. Using me credit card, cos I felt like it. Still, it rather pissed me off that we had to still line up at the booths. I mean, come on, we paid for our tickets, and we should merely have to collect them at the door, not through standing in line with the rest of the schmoes who wanted to pay on the day at the venue god forbid.

Other than that, the day was good, and another thing, for $3 you could get this little handheld device with prerecorded messages on it to use at various parts of the exhibit. They were sold out when we first got there, but even though I managed to find one that was placed in a collection bin, Lui wanted me to actually pay for it at the counter. Yeah, why would I want to do that when we could have just recycled that one? Free of charge? You have to work the system people.

After that we just went to Kinokuniya, or Kinki-kinki-japanesie as he calls it, the japanese bookshop, where we bought this book called the Comedy Thesaurus with all these hilarious jokes from a lot of stand-up comedians. And we laughed till it wasn't funny anymore.

So that's my wrap up of last week. Oh wait, I mean the week before. Oh hold your horses.