Won't be doing this again for a few years

Just had my brother's wedding over the weekend. Yes, it was an ordeal. We were late to our own reception, most of the balloons we blew up for the morning reception spontaneously busted of their own freaking accord, my grandmother said I looked older than my years in my dress, the MC forgot about calling me and the bride's parents for god's sake to the stage when it was time for the toasts, my dad forgot about me when it was time to drive to the Japanese Gardens for a photography session so I didn't end up going and had to clean up at home instead, and fuck, basically, it just pissed me off for the whole night. Yeah, and my brother didn't want to get a proper video photographer, so the video we did manage to get was by one of our uncles, and was cut short 'cause the battery ran out.

But other than THAT, it was fine.