What's next?

Rhodes Phoenix Restaurant: Discovered in the middle of Rhodes Shopping Centre, total fluke. Thought nothing was out there. It's near Newington. Fucking nowhere. Funny things happen when you look up. Had a nice tattoo effect on the glass windows. Got a seat straight away, like they were expecting us. That's service. The darkest interior... had the best seat in the house, next to sad looking fish doomed for life. Mango pudding, one of the best desserts, judging criteria for a yum cha restaurant.

Ikea: Fussed over a desk set I wanted, but they only had a display model left. Took it to the counter, expecting a full explanation of why the fuck it wasn't in stock, and why have they got a god damn DISPLAY there like they want you to buy it. Got rejected. Went back to the service desk asking them to look up the availability. Not in stock for a couple of god damn weeks. What's the point of putting it out there like a product in stock. False fucking advertising. So desperate, took the display model to the counter again, offering to buy it. PAY ACTUAL MONEY FOR IT. Threatened to write a letter of complaint. Vented all my frustration at the counter girl, in case it made a difference. But no. Lesson learnt: Should've stolen it.

Chinese Jade Exhibition: Got a bit of culture in me, it was about time the Art Gallery had some decent works. One of the things was dildo shaped. Wouldn't mind using one of those.

Art Gallery Cafe: Sunday high tea... now that's the shit. Nice view, odd shaped chairs and mirrored tables, red carpet. Someone's stuck in the 60s. Black rose tea... so fragrant... remind me to get some decent teas at T2. Got a little chinese paper box of cookies for Father's Day. How thoughtful. Ate 'em myself.

General Pants: Doesn't just do pants in general. Also does Havaianas thongs. Got my first pair in Slim Graphite. Luxury, except for the fact they were grating a bit between the toes. Why for the love of god would they do that? They're pricey little buggers too, $25 for a pair. Geez. WTF? Thought the lady was kidding when she said the price. No. She was serious.

Lindt Chocolatier: It's sunny. A little too sunny. Chocolate and sun don't mix. It was alright though, one of the best hot chocolates ever. Competes with Max Brenner for sure. Chocolates: 5og worth... only 160 bucks a kilo, luv. You gonna eat that? Real gold. No. Real gold foil. It'll kill ya five times before you hit the ground.

To be continued....