Monday, 17 March 2008

The Tearoom at the QVB

The previous night...
"So, are we doing high tea tomorrow?" he asks.
"Quick, look up some places. I'm going to get dressed up for the occassion" I tell him, implying that I also wanted him to get dressed up a bit, or at least make a half assed attempt.

The next morning. After a slow start to the day, with family obligations pissing us both off, we finally meet each other at the station. Me, in a nice little short sleeved top and a-line skirt and heels, and him wearing an open shirt over a t-shirt and jeans... and what the hell is this? You're wearing thongs?
"What?" he innocently replies, as if he didn't know.
"I thought we agreed on getting a bit dressed up?"
"You never said anything about that..."

Hmm, which on hindsight, might have been true. Meh. The point is, I now felt overdressed in comparison. And I couldn't help but let my resentment show a little.

But what could I do? He did make a half assed attempt, after all. So we make it to the city, walking through Sussex Street. We happen upon this little place called Sushi Rio, which had probably some of the best sushi I've tried since Makoto. And I can't go past a place that has caramel coloured suede leather bar seats and sheer curtains, with a chandelier right by the reception. The place just reeks of taste.

Thinking, hey, god if this eating experience is this good, what's the high tea going to be like? A little eagerly, we taxi it to the Observatory Hotel, on Kent Street. We arrive at this beautiful sandstone building, on the high end of Sydney. So this is where the other half live. We wait patiently as the concierge makes a show of giving directions to a couple to the surrounding Rocks area. Yes, very good, my man, I was thinking. Finally he attends to us. He seemed to know we were here for the high tea. Little did we know, we needed a booking for the place. "High tea is quite popular on Sunday afternoons, and would we like to make a booking for next week?" "Next week? But we came all the way just for this?" I whine, hoping he'd succumb to my feminine charms.

Well. Fat lot of good that did, and next thing you know, we were politely turned away. GOD. The nerve of that guy. Bookings for high tea? He didn't even make us feel welcome by enquiring whether there were any places available. Well you just lost yourself a customer buddy. I said, you just lost yourself a customer.

I was unreasonably disappointed after that exchange, and honestly, I thought the Observatory would treat its patrons better. But I guess it was only fair. Perhaps they really didn't have any space available. Damn it. Feeling a little miffed, I was almost put off my appetite for high tea at all, until one bright spark suggested that we high tail it to the QVB, for a spot of tea at the blatantly named The Tearoom. Capital idea, I thought. Yes, 'tis almost the hour for tea. Oh god I can't stop speaking like this.

At the QVB, we make the lift, and a cleaner steps inside, pushing the close doors button, just as a rather large woman appears outside the open walled elevator, asking, "Does this lift..." The lift closes and I couldn't help but remark, "Lucky..." making the cleaner laugh out loud and making us all breathe little sighs of relief. What? I'm sure there's a restriction on the numbers of persons on the lift.

So we step out onto the plush surroundings on level 3, and we were warmly greeted as though they had been expecting us. The maƮtre d' also asked if we had a booking, and asked us to wait on the plush velvet seats while a table was found for us. Smugly, we walked in after a short while, and were promptly given table napkins and the menu. God, it was just so extravagantly decadent. The room itself had the highest, decorated ceilings and even the hallway to the toilets was elegantly furbished with large mirrors and subtle lighting.

We were left to choose our teas, and I was pleasantly surprised when the waitress apologised for one tea being out of stock, and would I like to select another? "Silvertips?" I enquired. "Excellent choice, madam". I've always wanted someone to say that to me, it almost brings a tear to my eye. She also made sure our drinks were topped up, without asking mind you. I haven't felt so pampered in ages. The food itself consisted of little pastries, cakes and other petit fours, served with Nicolas Feuillatte french champagne. Yes, one must do this again. Oh god I have to stop talking like that.

So we did manage to have a lovely time. And the funny thing was, he wasn't the only one wearing thongs after all.

Sunday, 9 March 2008

NSW Wine Week with my drinking buddy, Vay

Friday, 7 March 2008

To FB or not to FB

Well, the first step is admitting it. I've joined Facebook.

How did it all start? Someone, who shall remain nameless, wanted me to look up people we knew so we could stalk their profiles. And for that, we had to create a profile. This was supposed to be a fake id, that I was supposed to delete afterwards we'd find what we were after, whatever that was. It's not important now. What matters is, I'm still on it. Shock, horror. After hearing about this Myspace/Facebook thing, I thought, millions of people can't be wrong.

Well maybe they are. I'm in two frames of mind about this whole business. So here, forthwith, I present my cases for and against FB:

For:
  • Anyone can join and it's mostly free.
  • It's a timewaster with literally thousands of things to do.
  • It's more interactive than any other online application.
  • Keeps you in touch with people you know.
Against:
  • Anyone can join.
  • It's a timewaster and encourages procrastination.
  • There are too many applications that all require access to your personal information.
  • There's no privacy, facebook tracks everything you do.
  • You feel obliged to update it every so often and it's a hassle.
  • Facebook only suspends your account, even though you think you've deleted it permanently.
  • It encourages spamming.
  • Some applications require payment, eg. for virtual gifts.
  • Keeps you in touch with people you wouldn't normally associate with (to build your "friends" count or for fear of offending them).
  • It encourages people to keep tabs on each other.
  • Everything on FB is pretty much pointless.
There you have it. There are probably more pros that I haven't thought of, but damned if that's not the gist of it as far as I'm concerned.

Will I be deleting my profile then? Hmm, that is the question.