The luxuries of life
Technically I should be doing something productive right now. But no, I'm not going to. Because that would be boring. And that's the last thing you want read about.
I've been waiting for Vay to post something good about what we got up to on our anniversary the other Sunday. But the bastard hasn't done anything since then, so now I'm going to have to. You had your chance buddy.
Ever since we had high tea at the QVB, we were craving another indulgent experience. And what better excuse than our anniversary? Oh, it was all my idea naturally. That's right, my teamwork. Anyway, we drove all the way to Darlinghurst, out of all places. First we stopped by a snooty cafe, which doesn't deserve a mention, before moving on to the pièce de résistance, that is the Victoria Room. Now there's a place fit for a lady, and her would-be gentleman.
The place had decadent furnishings, tea lights on every table, velvety rich tapestries and wooden room dividers. You wouldn't have guessed it was anything like this, judging by the plain entrance. But that gave it an element of exclusivity though. And the fact that they required a booking in an advance added to that. Yes, we are indulging ourselves, aren't we. We had the Majestic High tea, which included flutes of Piper-Heidsieck Cuvée Brut NV Champagne. That's right, the good shit.
Even the bathrooms had Aesop handwash, and even the bill was handed to us on a silver platter, garnished with pink and white frangipanis. To distract you from the cost no doubt.
"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger..."
So then we topped it all off with my facial and his Good Morning Burger equivalent of a back massage at Zen Day Spa. My facial used Dermalogica products, and it was sensual, even for a facial. Might have had something to do with the fact the masseur was French. Hmm, I could only imagine what his hands would feel like on the rest of my body.
This is the life, I was thinking to myself. And why yes, I have worked hard for this. Why, it was an effort just writing this when I should be working. Ah the things I do for you people.